Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion).
This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late
And a few jokes on chavs too, to help define what a Chav is:
Q. Two chavs are in a car. No music is playing. Who is the driver?
A. The policeman
Q. How do you get four chavs into a phone box?
A. Paint three strips down the side
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit?
A The defendant
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A Sorted!
not sure I understand all of them though ...
8 comments:
I type in a search for "chav" just to find out what the hell it meant and this page was top of the yahoo! results list.
For good damn reason. that was the best description i've ever seen. I never knew there was an actual term for those on-denefits-anti-social-drop-outs.
but know i've found it. 2 answers in one search.
nice one.
it's top of the yahoo! results because it is a popular blog ;-).
Glad you found the definitions useful.
I go to a school full of chavs and I happen to be a goth. They always call me weird and dumb but, of all the 7 yrs at school, I have learnt how to get rid of a chav; ask them if they have a light then when they offer you one spray deodorant on it and blow towards them. You may get kicked out of school, and have lots of swear words yelled at you, but so what. THEY ARE SCUM.
pmsl, well done u 4 sortin out den chavs i am a mosher i go 2 a skol full of chavs n stuff im alwayz gettin called but i dunt give a *!#*
LMAO i had no clue what a chav was until now! every one used the term but i didnt have a clue! great descripition of what a chav is!
Good One!
i dnt c wots rong wiv be in a chav i got loads of mint m8s they luk after me i luv thm all n they av neva sed nethin bad 2 me eva!! n btw im not thik n not anti socila!as evry1 steriotypes us. chav n proud!x
look wtf are yooh disin ma n ma chavettets for wtf have we dne we are hew we are ryt soo bk the fuck off GOT IT !!!!
Alrite init man.. i is a ''chav'' n tbh wit ya its buzzin... Your all callin us on here init but me homeys understand why yh... Some chavz are all up for fighting yo and smashin peoples eds in init yo but we aint all like dat init. Ma group dnt start da fights yo.. n we certainly dnt stab ppl.. Yh man just cuz we dress different n av our own lifestyles yo dunt mean we do have a heart as big as yours yeah? yo i mean c'mon its phat being a chav... in a bizzle!!
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